The Kingdom of Womble 5914 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.243 billion Womble 5914ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The strong Womble 5914ian economy, worth 320 trillion rupees a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 38,898 rupees, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,703 per year while the poor average 2,438, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5914's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 5914 is ranked 131,164^th in the world and 6,637^th in Chicken overlords for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.